1. Pick your poison
2. Show us the evidence
Describe it in words, or upload a screenshot: 1 free screenshot roast a day.
3. How bad do you want it? Spicy πΆοΈπΆοΈ
β’οΈ You have 1 Nuclear Roast credit. One is used when you pick Nuclear, or add a screenshot after today's free one.
18+ and for laughs only. We roast choices, not identities: nothing about bodies, race, religion, disability, sexuality or health, and never anyone under 18.
This didn't use one of your free roasts.
ROASTED
Free cards carry the roastmylife watermark and link. Go Pro to remove it.
π― Roast a friend
Drop their name and some dirt. You get a roast card and a link to send them. Free: 1 per day.
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πΈ Pricing
Roasting is free. Going nuclear costs extra.
β Pro is coming soon to the Android app. For now, enjoy 3 free roasts a day (1 can be a screenshot) and 1 free friend roast.
Free
$0
- 3 roasts a day
- πΈ 1 of them can be a screenshot
- Mild, Spicy & Savage
- 1 friend roast a day
- Share cards with watermark
BEST VALUE
Pro
$19.99/year
just $0.38/week Β· or $4.99/month Β· $3.99/week
- βΎοΈ Unlimited roasts
- β’οΈ Nuclear mode
- πΈ Unlimited screenshot roasts
- π¨ Premium card styles
- π« No watermark
- π― Unlimited friend roasts
Nuclear Roasts
$2.99 for 5
1 for $0.99 Β· 12 for $4.99 (about $0.42 each)
- β’οΈ Nuclear roasts, one credit each
- Screenshot allowed
- No subscription
Subscriptions renew automatically and can be cancelled anytime. Pro is tied to this device/browser.